Siesta Specialist Gifts

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Feline Evolution.

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Sergey Rahmaninov

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

Siesta-time

"I slept funny!"

Someone has had a hard day!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

Relaxing in the Saddle

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'