Horseback Siesta Gifts

Relaxing in the Saddle

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Riding School Chaos

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'Did you want me, boss?'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Horse Clean-up

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

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