Siesta Lover Gifts

"I'm not Spanish, but every afternoon about one-thirty I go upstairs and lie down awhile."

'I don't think Rodrigo will be very happy when you tell him his 'Zzzz's' are well above the legal safety decibal levels!'

Siesta Parking

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

Dreams

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"Beware of dog"

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

Artist and chiken

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Siesta-time

Someone has had a hard day!

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

Lady has a coffee break.

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.