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Siesta-time

Back to school.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Herb's from Texas."

Do not disturb...

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"He snores from October to May!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'We'll take it!'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

'What gave him this idea?'

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

David Bowie

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

Party Party!

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Someone has had a hard day!

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"