Siesta Aficionado Mugs

Siesta-time

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Herb's from Texas."

Do not disturb...

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

'We'll take it!'

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"He snores from October to May!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'What gave him this idea?'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

Someone has had a hard day!

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Party Party!

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."