Sleeping Aficionado Mugs

Joe, the Lighthouse Keeper

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Do not disturb...

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"What's with your hair?"

"You were snoring."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Cyber Dream