Sleeping Aficionado Prints

Joe, the Lighthouse Keeper

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Broken Alarm Clock.

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"What's with your hair?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"You were snoring."