Sleeping Enthusiast Mugs

'It's nothing to lose any sleep over. You just have insomnia.

'Yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep until noon sometimes...'

Library slobber clean up department.

'I am sooo tired: I only slept fifteen hours yesterday...'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

A man cheers

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I'm having a pajama day."

Moving in

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Do not disturb...

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"You were snoring."

"What's with your hair?"

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep