Sleeping Enthusiast Mugs

'It's nothing to lose any sleep over. You just have insomnia.

'Yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep until noon sometimes...'

Library slobber clean up department.

'I am sooo tired: I only slept fifteen hours yesterday...'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

A man cheers

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Moving in

"I'm having a pajama day."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Do not disturb...

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"What's with your hair?"

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"You were snoring."