Sleep-in Enthusiast Mugs

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'At lone at last.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Whistler's father.

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"What's with your hair?"

"You were snoring."

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."