Sleep-in Enthusiast Pillows

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'At lone at last.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"What's with your hair?"

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"You were snoring."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'