Sleep-in Lover Pillows

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Bed Seasons

Pyjama party

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

Chillaxing!

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

Dreams

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Lady has a coffee break.

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"What? I slept seven months."

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'