Sleep-in Lover Mugs

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Pyjama party

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

Chillaxing!

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Dreams

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Lady has a coffee break.

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"What? I slept seven months."

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"