Sleep Lovers Mugs

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"You guys cool with me hitting snooze for another few months?"

Yawn. Men at Work. Go ahead and take a little nap --- I'll cover for you.

"Five more minutes."

Narcoleptics Crossing.

'Is your mouth glad when you're asleep?'

'Goodness, dear, are you planning to sleep late?'

Dreams

"I've set the alarm for half past April. That will give us a bit of a lie in."

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"How did you sleep?"

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Contented man and cat sleeping

Broken Alarm Clock.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"What's with your hair?"

"You were snoring."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."