Sleep Enthusiasts Mugs

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

Hibernation Clock.

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

"Before you say anything, please watch this video that explains why teenagers need extra sleep."

Counting a convoy of sheep .

'Get out of bed. It's nearly eleven.' - 'No, go away.' - 'Get out of bed or else!' - '...or else what?' - '...or else I turn your coat hangers the wrong way around.' - 'Okay! Wait! Wait! I'm up!'

A day without anxiety is like a day without sunshine...

"Let me guess, Mr Saunders - the early shift is too early for you?!"

'Insomniacs wanted for sheep census...'

'I can't get out of bed. I don't know if it's the depression or my brand new hand-crafted mattress from Slumber Village.'

'Sign me up for swing shift basic training! I don't think I could handle early morning hours.'

"And I want to be buried face down! I'm a stomach sleeper."

Do Not Disturb

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'I don't want to be woken up until Spring: Got it?'

"Come to bed...it's way past winter!"

"It says sleep deprivation is costing Americans millions of dollars."

"I'm dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning."

"The great thing about a long vacation is you come home refreshed and feeling new! With our batteries recharged we're once again ready to take on the wor..."

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

"I'd be a morning person if dawn came around about ten!"

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

'Whoa, look what Epstein is doing!'

'Look, I can get up bright, or I can get up early - I can't do both!'

'But I've had a tiring day myself, darling!'

'Stop moving! I'm trying to sleep.'

"Oh no the central heating system is about to explode...it's your stomach again, isn't it?"