Romantic Sleeper Mugs

Bed Seasons

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Night-time halo

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'At lone at last.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Sheep Ledger

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Sinking with your heart

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Can we move over there?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.