Spiritual Sleeper Mugs

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Night-time halo

'At lone at last.'

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Programmer Dreams

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Waking the Dead.

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

REALLY boring sermons

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

The Home Birth of Venus

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

The Princess and the Pea

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man

Sleep-Eez Bedding

"You awake?"

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

Everyone's Asleep.

'I wish they would invent one of those dog bark translators to interpret my husband's snoring.'

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

Turning off the idea light.

Angel plumps up cloud.

'Please RSVP.'

'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'

"Can't you sleep either?"

Giggles wakes up with a stiff neck after sleeping 'funny' the night before.