Professional Sleeper Dreamer Mugs

"That vacancy for a 40k a year mattress tester doesn't exist...."

Night-time halo

'At lone at last.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Painting taking root...

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Interpretive napping

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'Dali'

Fingers

Wide-awake.

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

A quick escape from a business meeting.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

The Home Birth of Venus

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man

The Princess and the Pea

Sleeping man leaves rest room.

'I'm applying for a job training program to become a dairy cow instead of a beef one.'

The artist

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.