Professional Daydreamer Mugs

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'I'm going to be sick on Monday. I'm telling you now so I don't have to call in.'

A quick escape from a business meeting.

'I'm applying for a job training program to become a dairy cow instead of a beef one.'

"I know time management and planning pay off in the long run...but goofing off brings such immediate gratification."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Modern Studying

Painter's muse

Writer's irony.

You.com

No Action Comics

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'