Business Daydreamer Mugs

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Lemonade Inc.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Money Plant.

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."