Dreamer In The Business World Mugs

'That's the first, and only dollar earned by Fred.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Lemonade Inc.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

Money Plant.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

S.S.dot.com

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"Buy my data $20"

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"