Deal-making Dreamer Mugs

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"I wasn't talking in my sleep. I was negotiating."

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

Burying cash. 'You misunderstand when I said put your money in land.'

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

TRUMP

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'