Corporate Dreamer Mugs

'My five-year plan is pretty solid, but it gets a little fuzzy after that.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"I'm waiting for an idea whose time has come, but it's late. What are you doing?"

The consequences of over ambition.

'I want one of those jobs where I get to go to meetings at snazzy hotels and stuff.'

NB Indust Inc - World Corporate HDQs - 'We're just beginning'.

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"I'm not surprised they're making driverless cars. I already have a promotionless job."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Gentlemen, I want you each to come up with an idea whose time has come.'

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

'I don't need the details. I'm a visionary, and what I'm seeing is the golf course.'

'I feel like my career building has been in hibernation.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Lemonade Inc.

What we're looking for is someone who can dream big and work within our budget.

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

'It's like being adrift in an endless, cruel sea of days, looking, hoping for rescue.' 'What are you babbling about?' 'It's a long time til we get a day off again.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'Put the hours in, keep your nose to the grindstone and in 50 years you could be sitting in my seat.'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

'We're just beginning.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. Then you'll finish up a report on whether your client's edgy new marketing tactics have been resonating with the 18-34 demographic. The results will be inconclusive and your boss will say, 'Jared, there'll always be another Instagram-based influence strategy to review,' but she also takes a while to approve your annual leave request and you will suspect that the two are related."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.