Office Daydreamer Mugs

It was a dead-end job. She was only staying for the palliative care.

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

'The executive mind' (thinking about golf).

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'...I typed eleven letters...filed a bunch of reports and then it was time to leave...What kind of day did you have.'

'I got the idea when I was blowing my leaves.'

"Work is great – when viewed in the abstract,"

"See any help wanted signs?"

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Man in office listening to portable radio.

'So I'm playing major league baseball, sweating and toiling in the dirt and grass day after day. But I always dreamed that, someday, I'd make it here.'

"I didn't trailblaze today."

'We haven't made a dime all day -- maybe renting an office wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

"This is a business, Harris, no place for magical thinking."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Inkwell Genie.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Thinking outside the cubicle

Imagine there's no office...

"Business is fun, isn't it?"