Daydreamer At Work Mugs

"You probably think I have it easy. But there's only so much I can pretend to do around here."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Hot Air Balloon

Finger on the Z Key

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Inkwell Genie.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Thinking outside the cubicle

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

Imagine there's no office...

Clock watcher

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

Time Clock.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Wordplay: Me.