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"You probably think I have it easy. But there's only so much I can pretend to do around here."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Hot Air Balloon

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Inkwell Genie.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Thinking outside the cubicle

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

Imagine there's no office...

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Clock watcher

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

Time Clock.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Wordplay: Me.

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."