Daydreaming Executive Mugs

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Lemonade Inc.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

"We'll be too big to fail!"