Heavenly Sleeper Mugs

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Angel plumps up cloud.

Night-time halo

'At lone at last.'

Bed Seasons

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'What did He do before he was God?'

Cherub on a cloud

Geese and Angels

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Life on cloud 8

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

The spirit's flight

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

Heavenly Ships

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

The Ladder to Heaven

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

"This is great. This could be franchised."

Waking the Dead.

Pearly Queen Gates

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"What a relief."

Heaven.

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito