Heavenly Sleeper Gifts

Angel plumps up cloud.

Night-time halo

'At lone at last.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Cherub on a cloud

Geese and Angels

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'What did He do before he was God?'

Life on cloud 8

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

The spirit's flight

"This is great. This could be franchised."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Heavenly Ships

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

The Ladder to Heaven

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Waking the Dead.

Pearly Queen Gates

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'