Peaceful Sleeper Gifts

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Night-time halo

'At lone at last.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Bed Seasons

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Man using light to shield his eyes.

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

Dogs running in their dreams

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

Counting sheep.

Sleep-Eez Bedding

Ernie is obsessive but not compulsive.

"He hums in his sleep."

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Burglar Alarm.

The Princess and the Pea

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.