Serene Sleeper Gifts

Everyone's Asleep.

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Night-time halo

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

The Home Birth of Venus

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

Sleep-Eez Bedding

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Burglar Alarm.

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Pianissimo

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

'They make that noise when they're content.'

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

A bee keeper trying to sleep counts bees jumping over a fence.

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'

"Can't you sleep either?"

White Noise Machine

'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'