Surreal Sleeper Gifts

The Home Birth of Venus

Night-time halo

Painting taking root...

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Programmer Dreams

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

'Dali'

Fingers

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Waking the Dead.

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

REALLY boring sermons

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

The Princess and the Pea

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

Sleeping man leaves rest room.

The artist