Surreal Sleeper Prints

The Home Birth of Venus

Night-time halo

Painting taking root...

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Bed Seasons

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Interpretive napping

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Programmer Dreams

Fingers

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'Dali'

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Waking the Dead.

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

REALLY boring sermons

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

The Princess and the Pea

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Sleeping man leaves rest room.

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .