Theatrical Sleeper Prints

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Night-time halo

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Bed Seasons

A man cheers

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Programmer Dreams

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Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Waking the Dead.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Candlestick at Night

'You're snoring in cadence.'

The Home Birth of Venus

Welcome to the West Side

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

"No! I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

A planet like ours - puppet cobra

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

"Who left their egg behind?"

Sailor and Countess in love

The Princess and the Pea

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

"So, it's agreed then - we'll sleep on it and decide in the morning."

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'