Theatrical Sleeper T-Shirts

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Night-time halo

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

A man cheers

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Programmer Dreams

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'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Waking the Dead.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Welcome to the West Side

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

The Home Birth of Venus

Candlestick at Night

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

Sailor and Countess in love

A planet like ours - puppet cobra

The Princess and the Pea

"Who left their egg behind?"

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.