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Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

Interpretive napping

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Space for Lease.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."

Origami time!

'Looking for a muse, love?'

Programmer Dreams

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Hope you're still writing that novel!

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

"How did we manage to put so much imagination into this proposal? Because we're all delusional!"

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Yawn