Ironic Sleeper T-Shirts

Waking the Dead.

Night-time halo

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Programmer Dreams

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

The Princess and the Pea

Jack liked to spend 2 or 3 days of his vacation in the office just to let others know that he can't help them.

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

"Cripes, Alma! Kill the light! You know I have to be up at the crack of dawn again!"

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

I wore my glasses to bed so I could see what I was dreaming.

"You had me up all night. You were clicking in your sleep again."