Ironic Dreamer T-Shirts

"I'm good with money so I'm thinking about going into accounting."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Pipe Dream.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Where the wild things were."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Phoenix

Imagine

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Don Quixote