Humorous Dreamer T-Shirts

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Giraffe Portrait

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Don Quixote

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'He's working on a lullaby.'