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'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

The Artist

Innovation & Calculation

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

#NationalPoetryDay

Do-over

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

Moonbillies.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"Peter come down from there."

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