Satirical Dreamer T-Shirts

Graduation.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Paul Klee

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Epic Battles

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"I've been genetically modified!"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Don Quixote

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.