Satirical Dreamer Gifts

Graduation.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Paul Klee

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Epic Battles

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Don Quixote

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."