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The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

Adam Duritz

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Rainbow Quartet

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.