Idealistic Dreamer T-Shirts

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Optimistic Optometry: Sale Rose-colored glasses.

Democrats: Dreaming of doing good works.

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Non-profit organization chart

"She wasn't cremated. She went to Congress with ideals."

Fairness for all = pie in the sky.

'I begged, I pleased with him. I told him he'd be wasting his life. Why would he want to open himself up to public vilification? A life of virtual poverty, of shattered dreams!'

Clancy: Exception to the rule

The Well-To-Do and the Not-So-Well-To-Do.

Quixotic Intellectual

A hippie saying "Peace"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Pipe Dream.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

What else is there to wish for?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Where the wild things were."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Man propelled by love

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"