Ironic Dreamer Mugs

"I'm good with money so I'm thinking about going into accounting."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Pipe Dream.

Bookworm Sleepover

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Here be dragons.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"Where the wild things were."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'All good things must come to an end.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Don Quixote