Ironic Sleeper Gifts

Waking the Dead.

Night-time halo

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Bed Seasons

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Programmer Dreams

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

The Home Birth of Venus

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

The Princess and the Pea

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

Jack liked to spend 2 or 3 days of his vacation in the office just to let others know that he can't help them.

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

"You had me up all night. You were clicking in your sleep again."

I wore my glasses to bed so I could see what I was dreaming.

"Cripes, Alma! Kill the light! You know I have to be up at the crack of dawn again!"

"At last, just me and nature."