Comedic Sleeper Gifts

I wore my glasses to bed so I could see what I was dreaming.

Night-time halo

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Bed Seasons

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Programmer Dreams

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

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For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Waking the Dead.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

'SHOP!!!'

The Home Birth of Venus

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

The Princess and the Pea

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

Of all the days to sleep in!

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

Sleep!

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

'Society of hermits'

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'