Musical Sleeper Gifts

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Night-time halo

Bed Seasons

A man cheers

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Programmer Dreams

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

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For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Waking the Dead.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

REALLY boring sermons

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

The Home Birth of Venus

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

"I bought this mattress for you so you can sleep in the office when you're working overtime...hey! I was expecting you to be a bit more grateful, mister!"

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

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Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

'They make that noise when they're content.'

'Arnold belongs to the species that hibernate in the summertime.'

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

I wore my glasses to bed so I could see what I was dreaming.

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