Fun Sleeper Gifts

Cargo Pajamas

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bed Seasons

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Programmer Dreams

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

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The Off-Season

Sleeping masks

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

Waking the Dead.

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

The Home Birth of Venus

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

Cat Dreams

Sleep-Eez Bedding