Fun Sleeper Pillows

Cargo Pajamas

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Programmer Dreams

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The Off-Season

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Sleeping masks

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

Waking the Dead.

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'You're snoring in cadence.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

Cat Dreams

Sleep-Eez Bedding

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"