Fashionable Sleeper Pillows

Do you have them with button down collars? They're for a working breakfast.

Dog Park / Cat Park

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Interpretive napping

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

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The Off-Season

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Sleeping masks

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

The Home Birth of Venus

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

Cat Dreams

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

The Princess and the Pea

Sleep-Eez Bedding

Hang the PJ's